Because yes, post-Brexit Britain now wants that electronic travel authorisation you remember hearing about, but forgot to arrange. 

Cue rushed applications at the airport, mounting stress, and in the rush clicking the wrong website and paying far more than necessary to what turned out to be a scam. 

For a while, it looked like this London weekend would end before it had even begun. But with help from a kind airport employee, it luckily all worked out. 

We make the flight and arrive in London, just slightly sweatier, with a higher pulse and somewhat less spending money than planned. higher pulse and somewhat less spending money than originally planned.

London is a city of contradictions from the first moment. Old church towers and historic stone buildings set against sharp lines of glass and steel. A city constantly reinventing itself without letting go of what came before.

We start at Borough Market, where the atmosphere is as much the attraction as the food itself. The vegetable stalls with produce in every imaginable shape, size, and shade. Tiny carrots beside oversized heirloom tomatoes, unfamiliar greens stacked next to perfect mushrooms. Insects.

Then there are the food stalls, where the scents changes as we walk. One moment it’s grilled seafood, then warm bread, then aged cheese, then something buttery and irresistible you can’t place. People are balancing plates and glasses wherever they can find a ledge. 

Later, a wander through Old Spitalfields Market. Stalls full of rings, handmade jewellery, bags, little treasures you didn’t know you needed. The kind of place the teenagers were circling for hours.

From there, Brick Lane. Vintage shops, street art, endless people-watching. London at its most alive and expressive. The street has its own pulse. Music and conversations in a dozen languages, crowds moving with no urgency.

Our evening walk is through the charming Covent Garden and into the West End. London shifts again. Street performers producing balls, lemons, and eventually, somehow, an entire melon from a hat. There’s an early-evening energy before the curtain rises. Few cities do the musical scene like London. Don’t miss out on it. 

Getting around this city takes time. Distances that look ok on a map turns out to be much longer journeys once you’re actually moving. While the Tube is often the fastest option, we sometimes choose the bus instead. Sitting on the top deck turns an ordinary journey into a little bit of sightseeing.

And then there’s the Uber Boat to Putney, which may be one of the most enjoyable ways to move through London. Seeing the city from the Thames gives a different perspective. You pass houseboats moored along the river and are reminded that this isn’t just scenery. People actually live here, right on the water. 

By the time we arrive in Putney, it feels like entering another version of the city altogether.

It is greener, calmer, more polished. Rowing clubs line the streets, and the river is full of life. Boats cutting through the water, rowers training, people gathered along the banks. Across the river, Fulham stretches out in that elegant West London way.

If your timing is right, there’s no better way to slip into local life than heading to Craven Cottage for a Premier League match. One of football’s most charming grounds, right by the river.

The parks here are full of life. Children playing football. Playgrounds with sand pits and water fountains. Families stretched out on picnic blankets. And overhead, bright green parakeets chatter in the trees. As if tropical birds in west London were the most natural thing in the world.

London has so many versions you can move through. The noisy, delicious energy of the markets. The creative pulse of the East End. Theatre lights in the West End. The polished green calm of west London. And the river connecting it all.